Glenn Beck, “Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s...
Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com) Futurist and political prophet Glenn Beck revealed that the Sarah Conner character in the Terminator series was taken from real life and is very prophetic as to what...
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France Shoots Down Unarmed Libyan Plane, Declares Victory, Goes Home!
Capt. Henri Renault increased the bomb load in his 1918 Vickers bi-plane by refusing orders to carry those heavy canvas white flags similar to the ones used in WWII and Vietnam. Renault, who claims...
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Thanks to Obama, New Poll Places US Ahead of Britain as “Most Hated Country!”
Kenya, the birthplace of Barack Hussein Obama, has a higher public approval rating than the USA!Washington, DC-(SatireWorld.com) It took over 6 centuries for Britain to be universally hated according...
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Presidential Candidate Cletus Goshdarnit Gives Views On Current Topics
Hey! Do you guys always play in the sand? Cool! Nice gun too! Can I shoot it, please? I wanna real gun too, but Michelle sez it ain't cool to be a gun kinda guy. Do you have a girlfriend? I ain't,...
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Donald Trump Claims He’s Found Obama’s ‘Lost Birth Certificate’
Barack (right) and brother Leroy in a 1983 photo showing the boys about to climb a tree for coconuts in tribal Kenya. (Photo courtesy Donald Trump)New York, NY-(SatireWorld.com) Score one for The...
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Hubris Travels in a Bus! Obama Photo Ops Cost Taxpayers Millions!
While traveling through Laverne county Iowa, sheriff Mason Greely pulled over Obama's bus and asked to see his identification and birth certificate.Libtard, Iowa – (SatireWorld.com) In a cloud of...
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Extreme Makeover: Obama Urged to Run as White Capitalist Presbyterian with...
The president's 'new look' will capture the romance and optimism of Kennedy's Camelot. Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Leaks emanating from behind closed doors of President Obama’s inner sanctum are...
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Newt Bombshell: I May Run for the Democratic Nomination!
Obama mulls over offering Newt the Vice President position in hopes of avoiding having him run as Democrat On the campaign trail…. -(SatireWorld.com) Newt Gingrich, never one to miss a beat or sense...
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Atlantic Beach SC Names Michelle Obama to Lead Black Bike Week Booty Parade!
Michele's getting her 'freak-on' during the annual Atlantic Beach Ride-Down-Main Street parade...Barry figures it's good for a few hundred votes.Atlantic Beach, SC – (SatireWorld.com) Financially...
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Too Big To Fail: Major Banks Prop Up Yuckerberger Farcebook IPO Scam!
In Times Square, eager crowds watch the dismal performance of Farcebook....A company that makes nothing!Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The Federal Reserve is quietly working behind the scenes to...
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Obama Now Links Demise of Easter Island to Bain Capital and Flesh Eating...
Soon after blaming Bain for the demise of Easter Island, Obama entered into talks with the Chilean government over using a Moai as his legacy figure on Mount Rushmore...There were several with really...
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‘The World’s Most Interesting Man’ Talks Dirty Politics and Why He Won’t Debate
Foreign policy debate you say? The only foreign policy I need is to remember never-ever have Damascus 2009 and Tel Aviv 2004 sleep with me at the same time.”Coast of Paraguay – (satireworld.com)...
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Throckmorton P. Turdblossom “The Country Boy Advice Column”
So far almost sixty-seven sacks of returned mail has shown up at the White HouseDear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom, I done got myself into trouble with the local Postmaster at the local post office. Out...
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America the Grotesque: Winning Ugly!
No need to say more…A picture is worth 10,000 lives!On The Park Bench With CAPTAIN AMERICA - (SatireWorld.com) There’s not much you can say about your country when it is hi jacked by know-nothing...
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So, Ever Wonder How The Mind Of A Congressional Democrat Really Works?
Will someone tell Frederica Wilson (D-FL)that she looks like a fucking idiot in her stupid cowboy hats Gather round kiddies and Uncle Bargis is going tp tell you a bed time tale about how evil...
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‘Horse Face’ Kerry Announces He’s Bolting MA Due to Taxes; Popularity Sinks...
“Well, if there’s one thing I’ve learned from Barney Frank is…Girliemen can have fun too! Now, pour some of that Heinz 57 on my pecker you hunk of burning love!”Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Hot on...
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Even With Government in Financial Crisis, Obama Hires New Czars
Obama’s new ‘Jell-O czar’ promises to keep young men’s attention during jiggle classWashington,DC – (SatireWorld.com) Even with the government in financial crisis, President Barack Obama announced the...
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Report: 88% of Liberal Democrats Test Positive For Neanderthal Genes
Several Boston residents wait for the free ‘Mastadon meat’ delivery inside a local park. Actually, the meat is genetically-altered horsemeat with tags attached showing an image of a Mastadon which most...
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Harry Reid Takes on Bundy Family, Al says “Let’s Rock”
Harry Reid, perhaps the goofiest man in politics, supports Al Sharpton who owes millions in back taxes, degrades the Koch brothers daily, yet confuses a Nevada rancher with a fictictious TV character...
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Obama Pushes Back Holidays Until After Election
“Get this boss….Biden walks up to Putin, smiles like only Joe can smile, and then asks Putin to ‘pull my finger’. Well, Putin does and Joe cuts one and clears the room out except for Putin and Putin...
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